Drink up: Ugly Tuna Saloona

Drink up: Ugly Tuna Saloona

By Justin Powell
Metromix

Imagine if you lived with SpongeBob SquarePants under the ocean. Pretty cool, huh?

Now imagine you and SpongeBob have your own little bar where you can liqour up every night. Even cooler.

Ugly Tuna Saloona on High Street is about as close as you're gonna get. Not because SpongeBob is a bartender there, but because you feel like you're underwater as soon as you walk into the place. And you know how they say when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Well, when you feel like you're underwater, drink a lot. That's what fish do. (Isn't it? What else could they be doing down there? It looks boring. It'd be like you're stuck living in South Dakota).