The Food Bandits raid Chile Verde

Bathrooms

Every Bandits’ review includes a discussion of the bathrooms. It’s one of the things that makes their reviews superior to anything else out there. Everyone knows a dirty throne will cause you to leave a restaurant with a bad taste in your mouth, no matter how good the food was.

The Bandits readily admit that most restaurants don’t have a bathroom noteworthy enough to warrant all this extra attention, but Chile Verde actually does.

Why, you ask? It’s simple—there’s an enormous painting of a hairy-chested Mexican wrestler hanging on the wall.

Most people might not enjoy a Nacho Libre lookalike staring down at them while they’re relieving themselves, but the Bandits found it disturbingly refreshing.