The Food Bandits raid Sushi.com

The Food Bandits raid Sushi.com

By The Food Bandits
Special to Metromix

The Food Bandits see a lot of similarities between themselves and sushi. For instance:

* Just like most sushi, the Bandits are raw. Their analysis of the Columbus restaurant scene is an uncensored, no-holds-barred look at every vital aspect of a meal. No one else reviews from the complete dinner experience, from appetizers to the bathroom.

* Sushi originated in Japan. Foodito Bandito's dating life has roots in Japan. It's true. His first girlfriend in high school was Japanese. Her name won't be mentioned because—like all of Foodito's former girlfriends—she surely doesn't want it known that she actually dated him.

* Jeremy Piven ate so much sushi that it made him sick. Although no specific cases have been identified, it's highly likely that some people have gotten sick while reading a Food Bandits' review. While including pictures of leftovers and dirty bathrooms is certainly raw, it's also rather disgusting.

For their latest review, the Bandits—Jay Bottle, John Cactus and Foodito Bandito—made the trek out to one of Dublin's hidden attractions, Sushi.com. Click through the photos to read their whole review.