'Secret Talents of the Stars'

Secret Talents of the Stars

By Michael O'Connell, Special to Metromix

Have you ever looked at Danny Bonaduce and thought to yourself, “I wonder how he’d look on a unicycle?”

Neither have we, but CBS sure has. They’ve assembled Danny and a whole slew of bizarre D-listers (Mya, Sheila E and... Ben Stein?) for a new reality competition called “Secret Talents of the Stars.” There’s only one problem: the talents they plan on showcasing are about as unexciting as the celebrities themselves.

To make things a little more interesting, we’re including our introduction to the cast with some ideas of what other talents these stars might have tucked away.

Besides a talent for shameless promotion, of course.

"Secret Talents of the Stars" premieres Tuesday, April 8 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on CBS.