'Secret Talents of the Stars'

Mya, singer/actress

Her secret talent: Isn't it a little soon for this sort of degradation? The pop tart is apparently skipping straight to Plan D to spark a fame revival by showcasing her "secret" tap-dancing abilities.

Her super-secret talent: Mya may actually still have it in her to forge a legitimate career in spite of this show—something we can't say for any of the other "celebrity" contestants.